Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
