She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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