p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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