It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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