I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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