To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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