Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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