I hate all girls vehemently.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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