Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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