have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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