i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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