butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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