I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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