its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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