This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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