hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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