People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I wanna passion pit in your ass
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
