i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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