If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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