I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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