What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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