Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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