Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
This is the high leading the old right now
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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