I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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