She announced her abortion via fbk
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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