why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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