She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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