so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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