It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
two words: eviction party
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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