My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
