Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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