seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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