my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I could fuck to npr.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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