The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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