Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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