Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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