Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Acid is not a monday night drug
im holly from the hills drunk
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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