Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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