I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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