He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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