Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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