Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
