watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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