What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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