There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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