I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I will die if light touches me.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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