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(631): View more from New York

I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Oh. He liked you.

(970): View more from Colorado

Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.

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(404): View more from Georgia

What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?

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(801): View more from Utah

I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.

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(619): View more from California

I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.

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(559): View more from California

Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.

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