ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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