I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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