I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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