U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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