when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize