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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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